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Neturei Karta – Not Kosher

Despite being wholly unrepresentative of Ultra-Orthodox Judaism or the Jewish people in general, many of the images of the widely condemned Iranian Holocaust Denial conference featured members of the Neturei Karta sect. The conference featured an unsavory variety of Holocaust deniers and anti-Semites under the false guise of promoting “freedom of speech”.

While some of the media may have given Neturei Karta unwarranted airtime and newspaper columns, the Jewish world has made it abundantly clear that this extreme fringe represents nobody but themselves.

The Satmar, the largest Ultra-Orthodox movement published an unprecedented statement calling on the public to disassociate themselves from those Neturei Karta who attended the Iranian conference, while Israeli Chief Rabbi Yonah Metzger also called for a boycott.

British Chief Rabbi Sir Jonathan Sacks also condemned Neturei Karta, saying:

“Lest those unfamiliar with Neturei Karta take it to represent a significant strand within Jewry, it should be made clear that it is an extremely small and unrepresentative sect whose views are rejected by the overwhelming majority of Jews, religious and secular alike.”

HonestReporting urges subscribers to ensure that the media does not mislead the general public into thinking that Neturei Karta is the legitimate face of world Jewry despite this group’s existence far beyond the accepted and recognized framework of the Jewish people. Neturei Karta is definitely not Kosher.

Only in the Sun!!

You gotta admit that they have a great sense of humour there!!

How do you solve a problem like Korea?

Seven Dwarfs speak out on Pluto saga

Los Angeles – Pluto may have been cast out to the darkest reaches of the Solar System but will always be a friend to the Seven Dwarfs.

The Walt Disney characters have issued a hard-hitting statement after the world’s top astrononomical body decided on Thursday to relegate Pluto to the lowly status of a “dwarf planet”.

School textbooks will have to be rewritten – and Mickey Mouse’s faithful companion is said by Disney insiders to be anguished over the fate of his planetary namesake.

But the Seven Dwarfs are not taking it lying down.

“Although we think it’s DOPEY that Pluto has been downgraded to a dwarf planet, which has made some people GRUMPY and others just SLEEPY, we are not BASHFUL in saying we would be HAPPY if Disney’s Pluto would join us as an eighth dwarf,” they insisted.

“We think this is just what the DOC ordered and is nothing to SNEEZE at.”

Pluto the dog made his debut in 1930 – the same year that a 24-year-old American astronomer, Clyde Tombaugh, discovered what until now was called the ninth and outermost planet.

A white-gloved, yellow-shoed source close to Disney’s top dog said: “I think the whole thing is goofy.

“Pluto has never been interested in astronomy before, other than maybe an occasional howl at the moon.”

Mickey Mouse was unavailable for comment.

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You can’t be a table and also a chair

Reuters reports today that comedian Jackie Mason is suing Jews for Jesus for $4million.

Jews for Jesus thought it was amusing to put comedian Jackie Mason’s image on a pamphlet aimed at converting Jews to Christianity, but Mason found it no laughing matter and has sued the group for $4 million (2.1 million pounds).

“I found it disgusting and obnoxious, and I find it even more disgusting and obnoxious that the spokesman for that organisation says, ‘Why doesn’t he have a sense of humour about it?’” Mason, 75 and famously Jewish, told Reuters on Friday.

“It’s like if they kidnap my children and say, ‘So what, you never saw a child before?’”

Mason’s lawyer filed the suit in New York Supreme Court on Wednesday, and Jews for Jesus on Friday asked a federal court to take the case. It is now up to a federal judge to decide which court should have jurisdiction.

It’s the quotes from his affidavit that make me smile though.

“As everyone knows, I am as Jewish as a matzoh ball or kosher salami (not to mention that I was an ordained rabbi),”

“He’s a public persona. It postulated that even someone as Jewish as Jackie Mason could come to faith in Jesus if he wanted to,” said Susan Perlman, a spokeswoman for the group. “It’s humorous, hardly labelling him a Jew for Jesus. … We thought it would be flattering to him,” she said.

Mason was having none of that though. “First of all there’s no such thing as a Jew for Jesus. If you believe in Jesus you’re a Christian. That’s the point of Christianity. You can’t be a table and also a chair.

“I have to develop a whole new act now,” said Mason, who accused the group of stealing his “schtick” of poking fun at the differences between Jews and Gentiles.

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Firm with Nazi past buys 25% stake of Israeli daily

(from the Jerusalem Post)

Salman Schocken was a Jewish department store magnate-turned-publisher who fled Germany for pre-state Israel after the Nazis took power. Now, his Israeli heirs have sold 25 percent of their liberal Haaretz newspaper to a German publisher with a Nazi past.

The DuMont Schauberg Group, one of Germany’s largest media concerns, recently paid €25 million for its stake in the Israeli daily.

In Nazi times, the publishing house was headed by Kurt DuMont, a member of the Nazi party who was decorated by the Nazi regime, company executive Peter Pauls told Haaretz in an interview published Wednesday.

The DuMonts, Pauls said, “had to keep operating a company when the Nazis came to power, and they did the minimum required to survive at that time.”

Kurt DuMont’s 78-year-old son, Alfred, the group’s current owner, has no Nazi ties, and shouldn’t be tarred by his father’s deeds, Amos Schocken, Salman’s grandson, told the Yediot Aharonot newspaper on Wednesday.

“There is no reason to foist upon him, or upon the company he now heads, responsibility for an earlier era,” Schocken said.

Haaretz, Israel’s third-largest newspaper, had been wholly owned by the Schocken family since Salman Schocken founded it 89 years ago.